martes, 10 de agosto de 2010

Bolivia (Uncyclopedia)

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Introduction

Bolivia is a country in the middle of South America. Often called "the heart of South America", Bolivia is landlocked between Brazil, Peru, Chile, Argentina, and Paraguay. Unlike many other countries, Bolivia still has many of it's indigenous traditions and still practice many of it's customs early ancestors used to practice. Praise by many "tree huggers", Bolivia is considered one of the few "lungs" of the world, considering the fact that they have part of the rainforest, the Chapare.

Evo Morales

For those who have no idea who the president of Bolivia is, let me explain. Evo Morales is the current President of Bolivia. No, he did not even graduate high school and he is now the leader of this country. Like any normal person, one would expect a man of such great status in world politics, such as, uhhhh, a PRESIDENT to carry himself in a way of elegance and power, right? No.

Evo Morales is a man who lived in the farms of Bolivia as a young little boy and did not complete high school as a young teenager. You ask yourself, do we really want a president like that? NO. The greatest question of all is not, "Who came first? The chicken or the egg?.", but, "Why in the world is this sweater-wearing, coca-eating, thieft our president?". I'll tell you why, he buys his farm working supporters with money, "benefits", coca leaves, and lies. Out of all of the important lawyers and CEO's and doctors, HE is the president of Bolivia.

Oh, and the SWEATERS. Gosh, don't get me started on the sweaters. Evo Morales says he gets his trademark sweaters done exclusively for him. Yeah. Sure. I am sorry, but if you want people, at least one person to take you seriously, you have to dress like a professional, not as if you were about to go feed your baby goat in the family's farm. I hope he realizes that wearing sweaters, that im pretty sure my grandma could knit better, is unprofessional and that if he says he has power and prestige, he should get an appointment with Versace ASAP.

Yeah, I just went there.